The 12 days of Ortho

"On the 12th day of Ortho (OK, it's only been 5, but who's counting), my tutor gave to me:"
12 hip replacements
11 knee replacements
10 ACL repairs
9 arthiritis in the hips
8 arthritis in the knee
7 vague back pain
6 twisted ankles
5 finger dislocations
4 rotator cuff tears
3 elbow dislocations
2 broken pelvises
1 million broken bones!!!!

Here is my day:
7-8am: rounds seeing patients in the hospital
8am-12:30pm: in office doing consults and follow-ups
12:30-5:30pm: 3 surgeries
5:30-7pm: 3 new consults (more broken bones)
7-10:00pm: 2 more surgeries
10pm-12am: 4 more consults
TOMORROW we have 7 or 8 new cases booked for surgery...and more may come in overnight! Wish me luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!