Wanted:
A handsome man who will cater to my every need...almost (never mix business and pleasure!)
He will be happy to do my laundry, my dishes, my dusting, and clean my kitchen and bathroom. He will cook healthy meals and pack yummy lunches and also grocery shop weekly. He will run to the bank to take care of my suffering finances and ensure my money orders are ready so I can do electives. He will drop off and pick up my drycleaning. He will take care of my bills. He will pick up mail and packages. He will take my car to the shop for an oil change and muffler repair (and then wash it afterwards). He will also research and buy new tires for said car. He will go to the doctors and get a Pap test and prescription renewal for me. He will set up my electives for me and deal with all the bull**** from my schools' Deans office. He will also buy my friend a wedding gift and me a dress to wear to said wedding. He will also be my personal chauffeur and drive to anywhere I want to go at any time of the day or night so I don't have to take the bus at 6am or walk in the pouring rain or pay for parking.
I will focus on school and studying. And look pretty because then I will have time to.
Is this too much to ask????????
He will be happy to do my laundry, my dishes, my dusting, and clean my kitchen and bathroom. He will cook healthy meals and pack yummy lunches and also grocery shop weekly. He will run to the bank to take care of my suffering finances and ensure my money orders are ready so I can do electives. He will drop off and pick up my drycleaning. He will take care of my bills. He will pick up mail and packages. He will take my car to the shop for an oil change and muffler repair (and then wash it afterwards). He will also research and buy new tires for said car. He will go to the doctors and get a Pap test and prescription renewal for me. He will set up my electives for me and deal with all the bull**** from my schools' Deans office. He will also buy my friend a wedding gift and me a dress to wear to said wedding. He will also be my personal chauffeur and drive to anywhere I want to go at any time of the day or night so I don't have to take the bus at 6am or walk in the pouring rain or pay for parking.
I will focus on school and studying. And look pretty because then I will have time to.
Is this too much to ask????????
posted by MSI (Med Student Intern) @ 8:43 PM
1 Comments:
At 10:12 PM,
Anonymous said…
Ok, firstly sounds a lot like a woman... a Hiccups' wife, to be specific...
Secondly, if anyone replies with offers and you unsatisfied for whatever reason, please refer him to me. I will take a second look.
Thirdly, if you do find someone who satisfies you in most (preferably all, except the Pap) aspects, make sure he has a friend. They say if character of a man is not clear to you, take a look at his friend. Well I want to take a look at his friend.
Cheers. It was nice seeing you today:)
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